"You don't belong in a game like this if you don't feel good about yourself and walk with a swagger. If you think you can be stopped, this isn't the place for you."
- Mack Brown
It's Big Pimpin' 11.0
The hired guns formerly known as Loco Bros..
Hosted their 11th annual pimps and hoes party - an all you can see eye candy buffet -and an over capacity crowd piled in for a night of faux fur coats, silver bubbly, and of course, lingerie.
The headliner, Darth "Who's Your Daddy" Vader, arrived right before midnight to the melody of The Imperial March aka Empire Strikes Back theme song. He showed off his Death Star Disco dance moves for some Galaxy Gals with pink limited edition wristbands. 6" Foot, 7" Foot... "Don't be a Vader Hater!"
If Darth was the Patriarch, then a 21 year old named Paul Vitale is the up and comer eyeing the throne. Vitale paraded in with some 60 girls, paid his respects to all Pimps of Past and Present, and introduced himself as the Pimp of the Future 2011.
The self employed/self educated silver surfer (surfing USA.com) and his space age pimp posse (including Mick Swagger & Asstronaut) were making cosmic waves.
The Afro twins were celebrating again. Happy Birthday Bros!
On the Launch Pad, The Lollipop Man posed for photos with his sugar coated sweet heart; sugar babies in tow. Think Pink.
Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
Mugshots.com
The Human Puppet.. behindbars.com. T-Rex n' Effect! AS SEEN ON ELLEN.
Last Year's winner, Bill the Thrill, was judging hotness (via hot or not.com). Hugh Hefner's Ex Izabella & Heather Ray o' Sunshine were hard acts to follow.
David Bowman was Lost In Space. Frank Barron was Out of Place.
Miss Milky Way.. Andromeda Nebula.. but where was Aurora B?
"Go Go Galaxy Gals" Going Soon.
The End of an Era. A New Age Game begins........
