Sunday, August 14, 2011

JAGER MAYHEM


Interlude:

THE deer head, from FB's? 
"That's not normal."
Sparklers On Antlers!
The Jager Man Rules!!
Saturday Night was the long awaited turning point.
Sudden strange behavior becomes clearly acceptable.
One ORANGE deer head over the Lunartic crew
snarling.
Let me just put it to you this way, 
it's not a one-off.
Don't call it a comeback. 
We have a reputation to uphold. MAINTAIN CREATIVITY. 
According to the haters, we're struggling desperately.
It takes teamwork, specially trained technicians for spastic situations. 
SOS Energy!!!
Dancing Wildly 
With the Moondancer. Swaggering drunk.
"Who's that girl?"
"Where's she going?"
To Lunar in the Limo... Revived by Robo-A-Go-Go.
A night of mayhem, running amuck,
at the Jager Cocktail Party! 
"Deerheads and balloons and bottles."
Jager thrust into the faces of blurry eyed bystanders. 
Heavy drinking, trying to act normal, but the ORANGE blood crept up on us.
Loud music, jumping up and down, top speed. 
"I need a cigarette." 
Agreed. 
Keep the engine running.
This is definitely not home. 
We must be somewhere else.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

ROARING 2000s


Disco Samurai, Volume 1

Maniacal Memoirs from a Mad Mind

Things are different now...

Few futurists - especially unconventional conventionalists like Frank Barron -  disagree.

He took a long look at the mountain of rocks glasses. 

21 to be exact. Jenga shots!~

It's the Saturday night crowd, they're back.

Frank and his friends, 2000s style Gatsbys. Fedoras and black birthday boas.

Queen City Action. Episode 2: Bottomless Bartending. 

Yakuza Bonanza! Japanese Headband with a Samurai sword clutching it with both hands. 

Ninja Fantasy! 

Asian Hallucinations! 

"We're attractting attention." He whispered to the warrior with the drunken style.

Future Flash Flow-ward. 

Into an Era of the Wings of Fire... EFN BEWARE!

The Dangerous Rex...  The buffalo beheadings... The End of the Dead Ends.

A New BE-ginning. 

New Leaders bearing old crosses.

The Year of the Bear becomes the Year of the Bulldog.

Cincinnati is a garden of Eden.

A paradise lost, looking to be found. 

Downtown.

Reality ruined it. I want my... I want my... I want my... Nevermind.

20 Year anniversary of smashing guitars.

Being born underwater, chasing the dollar.

"Here we are now... Entertain us!"

The screeching caravan. The screaming band. The Screen Doors wrecked the mic

Again.

The lowest form of Rock & Roll. Flabbergasted Bewilderment,

But the song was done right.

The kids in the back looked like they were ready for mayhem.

Speaking of Mayhem, Lunar is just up ahead!

Finally some serious fun in the fast lane.